|From our living room come morning.|
Obviously, with a selection known as Criminales I was going to pick them up (and at 89p a pop!) but I'll confess to being a middle-class snob of the highest order as I pronounced it like it was hispanic. On reflection, it's less 'crim-in-ah-lez' and more 'crim-in-ails', I'll probably be hard pushed not to refer to them as the former in my head however.
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First up was Gangster, a "mighty IPA" weighing in at 5.4% ABV with a fiery red label.
By the end of the evening I could safely say this was the best of the bunch and easily the most repeatable. Enjoy in a busy evening, when focusing on taste isn't really your aim, maybe with a good film and a good take out (this was had alone) that may or may not have strong flavours. A good background ale that surfaces enough to make itself known but is humble enough to know when to get out of the way and let things happen without it. Sessionable.
Second on the roster was Robber, "powerfully hopped", at 4.9% ABV and in fetching blue.
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Easily the most disappointing to me, it remained a decent enough ale to accompany the game without overpowering the playing of it. Much more background than its stable mate and suited to a birthday bash as it doesn't make you sit up and take notice. Passable ale with enough character to avoid being awful, and certainly another ale to fit a session rather than take centre stage. In fact, there is nothing wrong with this save for a lack of adventure. I have been spoiled by some really clever little ales of late, stuff that deserves attention on its own, this is a good accompanying ale.
Finally we came to Fraudster, "warming golen ale", at 4.4% ABV and in green clothing.
link; fruity fullness from Hopping Hare - link; and the just plain interesting Fursty Ferret - here) but little actual depth due to the enormous amount of sweeteners that they place in the ale itself. This was very apparent with the much more mundane, and thus vaguely hoppy, taste of Fraudster. Indeed, despite coming last and being a bit wet, this may have been the ale that had the best time of it on the evening as it came out superior to something that was a little more well known.
Again, an ale to session with and to have in the background so that there's something pleasant to taste and a bit interesting rather than relying on something a bit mainstream and crappy. Smooth enough to survive being married with curry or spicy pizza but with enough yeast flavour to stand being teamed with something blander and more filling. Heady enough to mix it with the birthday buzz and cut'n'thrust of company but same-y enough to remain unremarkable. This would actually do well in putting a feeling of quality on proceedings were you to supply a bar for a big party - notable enough to be memorable, but unremarkable enough to avoid beer bores such as myself dominating conversation with allusions to tastes and comparisons.
In short, they do very well at being ales one has with company who aren't normally ale drinkers. Good to share, as you won't feel that selfish pang that your best ale is being squandered on others and good to just quaff. Not naff, not brilliant, but enough there to make a difference. And, for 89p, bloody good bargain and very qualitative. Don't pay over the odds but, if you see these, they might be worth a try. I know I shall be buying more.